I attended an engagement party for the first time ever a couple of days ago. I had pictured it to be a rather classy affair but, well, all my knowledge about engagement parties come from Charlotte’s engagement party on Sex and the City.
All that I have to say about the party (and, well, many Aussie parties) can be summarized in these lines…
1) “I put a hot chilli in my pocket and now my nipple is burning – can you lick it?” (What’s even worse is that this went on for at least two hours)
2) starting a private little party in front of the house
3) a cop (!!!) secretly surfing on a taxi and then falling off when the taxi started to go faster,
4) making rude remarks during speeches, such as “has he even met X?”,
5) being a rough Australian; “I didn’t say I was a lady.” - “Well, you’ve got tits, don’t you?”
6) drunk people stepping on presents…
The list could go on. Note-to-the-engaged-couple; don’t invite these people to your wedding.
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